Would you believe me if I told you they’d end the season talking about Munchausen and manipulation? I mean, there is just no following this fight. Seriously, everyone was actingweirdat that party. Credit: Bravo If only she had remembered to tell everybody that their mortal enemies would also be attending. And indeed, the gang is all here! NEXT: So much has happened, nothings gotten resolved, and its just plain old weird....
Simpson again and to plan their creative projects accordingly? Simpsonconnections, though; what they have is Faye Resnick. Simpson, for the record). Credit: Bravo (Now, Erika,thatis an enigma wrapped in cash.) We can at least thank them for that. And after two weeks of talking about new girl Kathryns O.J. connections and Fayes former offenses, theres still more to be said. No treats for traitors. Isnt being friends with Kylefun?! ), but not before running her complicated confession by Erika first....
Pretending youre Carrie Bradshaw because you look half-ridiculous, half-glamorous I get. Thats right were still talking about Munchausen. Well, actually, what theRHOBHladies do these days istalk abouttalking about Munchausen. Credit: Bravo But despite the familiar thematic territory, the women are still exploring their new digs in Dubai. Obviously, its very chill. LVP says, no, she didnt say that. Rinna is, once again, ENRAGED. Somewhere in the Arabian night, Eileen cackles....
only to realize that theyre actually neglecting the chicken piccata and screaming at each other not to LIE aboutLYING! As notoriousHousewivesfan Justin Bieber once asked, Is it too late now to say sorry? To that, Lisa Vanderpump would respond, What is this word sorry? Credit: Bravo Its about three months to late to ask for an apology, if thats what you mean, though. Did Lisa Vanderpump say it? (I mean, yes, she almost definitely said it....
This show pales in comparison toVanderpump Rules. I wish these ladies could spend a little more time at Sur. Then, we watch Kathryn get a hearing aid. Credit: Bravo LITERALLY THIS IS THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THIS SHOW. Thats how bad things have gotten were spending time with people whove actively left the show. Rinna feels weird about Yolanda spending time with Brandi and Kim instead of coming to Erikas party....
So we picked up pretty much where we left off last week. Yolanda is in New York to accept an award at the Global Lyme Alliance Gala. I would argue shes been in some real jazzy workout clothes, but okay. Credit: Bravo The event itself is reallyclassay. Like puts Camilles home benefit to shame. JK he was Gigis boyfriend at the time. Im sure hes thrilled he signed that waiver to be filmed now that theyre no longer together....
As you might imagine…I have many, many friends. Its notmethat does that; its Kathryn who stone coldsucksin this episode. Plus, where else would she wear that drop waist…situation. Credit: Bravo But not each other. NEXT: Did ya have fun? Kathryn:Uh, nothing. Kathryn:I stayed out last night at Vanderpumps. Erika:Did ya have fun. It got a little hairy at times. So now Erika knows that, and Im assuming this friendship is DOA....
),sansbra, rolling around on a bare mattress while singing about painkillrz. Listen, aversion to vowels aside, I like Erika Jayne/Erika Girardi/Bambi-Barbie. And considering that Eileen is the only one who seems to get it, thats probably a good thing. Credit: Bravo Makes sense: the Housewives are in the Hamptons, after all. Naturally, Lisa starts quizzing her with questions about the affair and talkingreallyclose to Eileens face. Rinna and Kyle think shes being insensitive; Lisa, soaring on rose and power, probably doesnt care....
And in the aesthetics department, we at least got a field day in the first installment of theRHOBHreunion. The studio was lit like one of those selfie phone covers multiplied by a thousand. After all, you cant complete your Housewives Reunion bingo card until someone pulls out some phone records! Credit: Isabella Vosmikova/Bravo No, youre never too old to be a sexual being. Better luck next year, Mary. Well, shes certainly taking the high road on this one....
Once, then twice, then I left him, she adds. But over a little time. I dont think Ive cried about it since it happened. Credit: Isabella Vosmikova/Bravo And I dont think Ive even dwelt on that. My husband was there. I didnt feel like it was the right time. Or at least Erika was. Is Kathryn sorry for double-crossing her at the very first opportunity? Yeah, that one was a facepalm, too....
Heres what ya do, kids, shed say with a smokers rasp youd never noticed before. If ya know whats good for ya, youve already pulled that move a few times, anyway. Next step employ the F-word at every turn! Credit: Isabella Vosmikova/Bravo Just own it, Lisa! I, myself, will be using only Housewives-branded alcoholic beverages. So good on her for making that change. Its still heartbreaking to watch the clip where Kim says, I love with all my heart… AND HOW DID THE AFFAIR START?...
We’re still talking about Munchausen but at least Lisa Vanderpump got a new dog! This season ofRHOBHis a bust. Lets just all admit it. Credit: Bravo The only silver linings are the arrivals of Erika and Kathryn. Otherwise, I sorta wish we could just give up now and start fresh. To put it inRHOBHterms: This season is like one of Eileens janky bags. Vanderpump is not excited about this because she apparently does not exercise....
How do you recover from the trauma of not being able to purchase a tiny horse? Well thats at least thats how Lisa Vanderpump chooses to operate. She also apparently has lots of contacts with access to miniature animals. Credit: Bravo So now Lisa has 8 swans, 7 dogs, 2 mini horses, and 1 pig. Its like Noahs Arc but with a lot more wine and sequins. Erika is incredibly busy....
