Erika Girardi and PK fight, and Kim Richards gives Lisa Rinna back her teddy bear. Welp, tonights reunion officially put last weeks to shame. Lets get to the best moments from the night! Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo Ripping on your bossman on television? LVP and Kyle… still thick as thieves? Erika reveals that Tom never know about #pantygate in real time she didnt tell him about it untilRHOBHaired. It makes me question some things…...
EWs C. Molly Smith and Mary Sollosi break down the premiere and weigh in on the new cast below. MOLLY: I didnt think there was enough drama, personally. MARY: I feel that. Credit: Bravo Im so frustrated that it wasnt more exciting. MARY: Oh my god, great metaphor. TIFFANY I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight. MOLLY: I really like Tiffany and her husband. MARY: She said at the beginning that Leeanne is like the mayor of Dallas....
But with its second episode, the drama has delightfully picked up. She shows up wearing a homemade hat that has plastic pieces of poop attached to it. So yes, the potty humor continues, but LeeAnne is having NONE of it. Credit: Bravo Read on as we break down the second episode ofRHOD. Carys Magic Junk MARY SOLLOSI: Lets start at the top! So Cary said her husband lost 80 pounds because...
Not to be crass, but s really hit the fan. So lets talk aboutThe Real Housewives of Dallas: Magic Mike Edition… MARY SOLLOSI: It finally happened. But she seems on the fence about the locale at first. Credit: Bravo ), Are they regulars? I know owners of restaurants, not of strip clubs. MARY: Yeah, I think she got over it. They definitely upgraded from Jesus Juice to some kind of mixed thing that theydefinitelydo not serve at Mass....
The obvious draw to this season is the return of Teresa Guidice after her 15-month sentence in prison. Also returning after a long break is Jacqueline Laurita. Its been awhile, says Melissa Gorga (sister-in-law to Teresa). Things are changing in Jersey! Dolores and I are cut from the same cloth, says Giudice of newcomer Dolores Catania in the clip. The trailer unleashes the key aspect to any housewives season as well: drama....
Im assuming half the restaurant has left due to both the cameras and the endless vagina talk. She also has a cold, which takes her already deep voice into Harvey Fierstein territory. Thats what adults do, explained Sonja. Credit: Bravo Luanns departure does nothing to douse the drama, though. As soon as she leaves, Jules perks up and goes on a rampage against Bethenny. She also claims Bethenny talked about her marriage, of which I have no recollection....
And were only two episodes in. But boy are we off to a jazzy start. I hope everyone fromRHOBHis watching this and taking notes. Credit: Bravo you should probably throw bra parties and you should probably throw fits. Pay attention, Eileen Davidson. So we start the episode in Jules oddly artless apartment. Did they, like, just move in? Or is this a fake apartment? It just does not feel very lived in....
A mere trip down the coast, basically. Well, theres actually a good reason they dont. Beths got the DIRT. Credit: Bravo You see, Sonjas theory on meatballs where theres one, theres always two! doesnt hold up for this episode ofRHONY. Of course, ifIhad to listen to Luann exclaim I cant believe Im getting married! one more time, I would have assumed captainship of that entire vessel. NEXT: A series of texts… Luann doesnt give her the long list of future lovers, though, probably because shes annoyed at Ramona....
That was just a lead-up to this latest trip to the Hamptons, which was full of shade.Sooooomuch shade. Like Yellowstone levels of shade. Is that a piece of art? Credit: Bravo Is that memorabilia fromBatman Returns? Like, I need a backstory. Carole is not psyched. Then theres a few cutaways to this weird angle from inside Bethennys house. Its honestly a little slasher movie-esque. Like someone was filming them from behind the staircase....
Luann’s engaged and everyone is just thrilled – thrilled, they say! You know how people always said New York City was the fifth woman onSex and the City? Ramona is taking the crew to Mohegan Sun. Credit: Bravo Over some crudite, Dorinda and Jules briefly discuss how Jules is feeling about the Bethenny situation. Those two just mostly avoid each other for the rest of the hour. Im not even sure there was music playing....
Is Tamra finally going to let Vicki back in the nook? You really start to feel like you know the people whose lives youve been following for so long. Its like, where has the time gone? Credit: Bravo After a bumpy start, its nice to see how close Vicki has become to Brianas husband Ryan. Who says romance is dead? Shannon reveals she wants to move because the house has too many bad memories, which I totally get....
Introducing the Maryland socialites who are the newest Real Housewives Greetings from Maryland! First impressions of the new housewives… C. MOLLY SMITH:Lets start with Gizelle Bryant. MARY SOLLOSI:Oh, I like her too. Credit: Bravo MOLLY:The diss that I loved was when what did Gizelle say? I dont think thats going to happen. MOLLY:Okay now, Karen Huger. MARY:What a snake. MARY:A bunch of things she says, I thought, would have been perfect Housewife taglines....
Jimmys a star wrestler, Kennys an academic rule-follower, and Shannon spends her time collecting money for charity. In other words, cardboard cutouts are more exciting than this family. But those arent therealONeals. Credit: Nicole Wilder/ABC No, the real ONeals are in shambles. That happily married couple? Theyre getting a divorce. Shannons collection of funds? Shes been stealing the money to buy a car off Craigslist. Those things arent revealed until the episodes end when the family has an impromptu confession session....
