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Its been a very productive time! But you know what? Sheree immediately jumps in to say thats not what happened. Credit: Bravo What rumors, Kenya? They call him Chrissy! Who calls him Chrissy, Kenya? And how would you possibly know that, Kenya? I have been in Hollywood for 20 years! I worked onLiving Singlewith her he is called Chrissy. But, yknow, that explanation of them being inThe Induuuustrytogether seems reasonable and well-founded....

But damn have I been glad to have her back. Both with her very special version of counseling and her very special facial expressions oh, the facial expressions! Also, it doesnt soften the blow that people were talking about you and your family behind your back. Credit: Bravo And Kim knows it, too. The next morning at brunch she tells NeNe and Phaedra that she feels targeted by Kenya. You know the drill: First shes sour; then shes sweet its a yes from Berth, dawg....

Just look at all these beautiful blush-toned gowns! Yes, what an elegant hour this first reunion installment shall be… Oh, sorry. Dont come for your boss unless you want to get read by your boss, hunny. Credit: Bravo Even in formalwear, the woman cannot resist a Bermuda short. KANDI: LESS PREGNANT… LESS BORING? Andy and Andys freak flag were the real star of this reunion. PHAEDRA + KANDI =BFFLs ?...

Which is the worst! Lets get right down to these mid-level happenings until next week finally brings the husbands and the NeNe. Want to know whatreallyhappened? Credit: Bravo Hammered they were hammered. But the most important result of discussing this fight yet again was Kenya jumping in are you shocked? sort of to Cynthias defense but mostly just to call out Porsha for being involved in another violent incident. And that is something I did not know about!...

But, you guys, theyre working on it! You know whos already got it all figured out, though? But this final reunion installment wasntallabout Andy it was also about NeNes jumpsuit and newly discovered wisdom. Credit: Mark Hill/Bravo Oh, and that footage of Porshabeating up her employeethat was ever-so-casually mentioned last week somehow showing up. (For the record, I have lip balms Ive held onto longer than that.) Shes also cool with Kenya, who in turn is cool with that time Cynthia was all, Kenya?...

My very favorite part of the reunion has become listening to Andy Cohen read the incredibly negative viewer questions. And thats because there is almost nothing positive to say after the season weve made it through. But those are still a stretch. Credit: Bravo Because everyone is wrong, not just Nene. Kenya and Phaedra both once again manage to defend Apollo to continue their own feud. And Porsha is just there, loudly… and that is wrong....

Im not kidding, you guys those are real-ass topics that were briefly touched upon in this fake-ass show. And do you want to know why? Cant they see the freedom of the sea is no place for them! Credit: Bravo If its not a boob flying out, then its a drink flying in someones face. Its true, making friends in adulthood is a challenge. She cries and says shes lost herself without even realizing it....

Now, this is a terrible decision. So, yeah, terrible decision for the narrative of this show. Gross, gross, gross, Imsosorry I said that) just dont let it end up on Instagram. Credit: Bravo It was like a damn episode ofCougar Town(RIP) up in there. What fresh Holiday Inn Express hell is this? Or rather, Kenya has bought something in the shape of a house. Cynthia may be the producers pet, but Kenya has always been their favorite mistress....

Also important in this scene: Porshas house dress is backless, braless, and features a plunging neckline. But Porsha isnt the only one pretending to look for love in all the wrong clothes. Luckily, they dont work out so much as occasionally sit on things and then get up off them. Credit: Bravo But at Kenyas gym, she just gets a date from the large, handsome,youngertrainer. Can we just get her a story line?...

Its just so hard to recall! It was a weird one, folks! Somewhere out there, an inexplicable chill just went down Phaedras spine. Credit: Bravo But theres no reason to be scared. But imagine the voice of Voldemort saying that last bit. NEXT: Mo money, mo pregnancy, mo problems… No, its spent following Kenya as she readies herself for a family reunion shes throwing in Detroit. Its very sad you would want for anyone to be able to receive love from their mother....

Its all very meta. But most importantly, tonights episode contained the bestRHOAfeature around: precious Ayden and his brother Dylan. Unfortunately, Ayden and Dylans appearance came under complicated and emotional circumstances. Credit: Bravo Thats because she did says semen. Phaedra has decided to take the boys to visit Apollo at his new Fort Dix prison location. I really need it for work and business. What kind of business? What did Ayden think of Apollos mohawk haircut?...

Cynthia and Porsha give ‘Ghost Ship’ a run for its money in the nautical horror department. Then there was Kandi calmly bumbling around like this happens every day. (I mean, her mother does regularly throw her clogs at her best friends, but still.) Credit: Bravo And there you have it: Two grown women fighting on a boat. Porsha says in her interview that she doesnt ever want to see any of these bitches again....

A dose of sweetness and pride quickly dissolves into the juicy drama we all crave on this show. Do not adjust your dials; Kenya and Phaedra actuallyaretogether on a trip to Michigan. Yes, they do refer to themselves as the new Thelma and Louise. Credit: Bravo Speaking of ignoring responsibilities for selfish reasons, Porsha and Todd have a lot to chat about. This apparently stems from Porshas constant Instagram posts about her connection to the Democratic Party....