Just when you thought room service couldn’t get worse…ELECTRIC ANTS!
ANTS?!?!
But ickiness aside, Im not turning up my nose at Tuesdays electric-ants plot.
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And sure, a bear in your kitchen is scary, but you know whats scarier?
Electric ants in your esophagus.
Enter Phase 2 mutation; cue electric ants stage right.
And if you come toZoofor lines like, Oh my god, the river!
It moved, then Id call this one aragingwinner.
Because the absurd exposition, it was flowing like…a Canadian river misplaced by mutant beavers.
and That thing killed my guys!
and MY GUYS!)
So thats not really fun.
Needless to say, its a visual the cameras linger ona fewtimes.
Shes still out in the Canadian wilderness with the mysterious man, Logan, she stumbled across last week.
He says hes a local pilot and that he became stranded while making a delivery.
(I believe the two are unrelated.)
The only thing is…that river moved.
At first, Jamie thinks a mountain must have moved.
But then she uses her noggin and decides its indeed the river that has shifted.
And, okay, I guess its notthatcrazy of a notion when you realize mutant beavers were involved.
(She also sees an absolutely ridiculous-looking beaver puppet, but that doesnt end up meaning anything.)
When the lieutenant says he has nothing to give him, Davies shoots him in the head.
Unperturbed, Jackson smells sulfur, follows his nose and, yes just as he expected!
there are a bunch of ants, and then boom less expectedly!
NEXT: Shock her like an electric eel ant…
And guess what…
The ants have made it to the LPA.
But so have the Animal Avengers!
Theres one problem, though: Dariela swallowed an electric ant.
The plan is to electrocute the ant inside her beforeitcan electrocuteher(because SCIENCE).
It takes three electrocutions, but they finally kill the aunt.
All he really knows is they werent looking for her, they were looking for the leopard.
As far as hanging on to the pictures, I guess he just thought they were nice shots.
Jamie says they can stick together, but only if she can hold the gun.
Logan agrees, and when they get back to the shack, he takes a look at her foot.
Logans like,yeah, no duh.
Logan brings down the axe, surprising Jamie, and the gun goes off.
Does someone get shot?
Thats the last we see of Jamie and Logan this hour.
Its a demonstration of how the Noah Objective would go down.
The camera pans away somewhere around 2 million.
A few loose ends:
