The imagined Snyder version of J.D.
Salingers classic is replete with slow-motion action, voice-over, and brutal violence.
I wanted to puke just listening to him.
The Jane Austen relationship drama remix sees Elinor and Marianne Dashwood gearing up for war.
They stand in an open field, discussing the trauma that their sister-in-law has placed on the family.
It is our right and our destiny to take back what is ours, Elinor sais.
And we will take it back by force.
A training montage ensues, with both Dashwoods throwing weights at over-sized tires to build up their strength.
No, no more handouts, the man says as an apple falls from the trees branch.
Just a question: Do you fall?
