Suddenly, making herself pregnant with leftover sperm seems straight-up sane.
Or, at the very least, vaguely understandable.
She steals her brother-in-laws prescription drugs.
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She freezes Pauls sperm without telling him.
This is pretty bad, but its also, like, notterrible.
Maybe its a fun, harmless prank!
Hey, Linds, can I have this popsicle?
a stoned Gretchen asks one day before taking a lick, and, well.
She cheats on Paul.
She toys with Edgars feelings.
She heats up the frozen sperm and inserts it in herself.
Okay, nowthisis terrible.
Everything else on this list can be defended maybe not defended well, but defended nonetheless.
Stabbing your husband, less so.
Breaking up is the answer to her problems here, not breaking skin.
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