On NBCs comedy/travel/reality seriesBetter Late Than Never(debuting Aug. 23 at 10 p.m. And then imagine all of us talking to each other, against each other, and over each other.
It made for a lot of fun, a lot of adventure, and a lot of laughs.
To various degrees, I did all this.
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Of the unimaginable array of things people eat in this world, we assessed several of them.
None of them are the equal of a good peanut butter-and-jam sandwich.
And then he helped me to my feet.
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I saw the white tunnel and my mother was calling me…
I kept saying, Why am I doing [this trip]?
And then the answer came loud and clear: Because Henry Winkler was.
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I taught ninja warriors an entirely new movement in approaching their target.
I met an elephant who looked me in the eye.
I looked him back and said, Im so happy to meet you, and I started to cry.
We had cow penis soup in Hong Kong.
Well, I had very little of it.
Bill, I think, had seconds.
Its supposedly very good for your circulation.
There is nothing like this show on TV.
It will delight you.
And if it doesnt, I will come to your house and do the dishes.
Hed like to talk to you aboutThe Final Frontier, specifically the ending.
I had to use footage that I had already shot and spit on it a lot.
I wanted to give [the audience] earth-breaking granite monsters spewing rocks and fire.
Instead, I had a few pebbles in my hand that I threw at the camera.
WINKLER:WhenMontywas originally written, it was hysterically funny about Rush Limbaugh having a gay daughter.
Im telling you, it was cringeworthy…
I wouldnt even call it a performance.
I should have been sent to the Midwest to some rehab facility for actors.
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