Set your DVRs and alarms: below are the highlights for the next seven days.
Hey, sounds like there will be a vacancy at the motel!
RuPauls Drag Race (Logo, 9 p.m.)
Its the series 100th episode!
Credit: Steve Dietl/WGN; Vivian Zink/NBC; Eric McCandless/ABC
Thats a lot of catwalks.
So … either everyone gets married or breaks up?!
MIDSEASON PREMIERE
Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
(ABC, 9 p.m.)
Sorry, folks, still no Robert Downey Jr. cameo.
(Rimshot, c’mon!)
… Oh, wait.
I … cant make a joke about this one.
Wahlburgers (A&E, 9 p.m.)
But Icanjoke aboutWahlburgers!
And the joke is … drumroll, just …:
More likeWAIL-burgers, am I right?
Okay, I tried.
What is this,Baskets?!
What is this,24?!
Sadly, it doesnt take place on a boat.
AWARDS
The 2016 Kids Choice Awards (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.)
Kids take multiple-choice standardized tests all night!
What do you mean, thats not what they do?
Sunday, March 13
Little Big Shots (NBC, 8 p.m.)
Steve Harvey hosts this.
Thats all you should probably know.
The Carmichael Show (NBC, 9 p.m.)
Jerrod Carmichaels back and more biting than ever.
Season 2 topics include infidelity and Bill Cosby.Oof.
