Set your DVRs and alarms: below are the highlights for the next seven days.

(Hey,thats whatSmallvilledidwiththeirversions of Superman and The Flash.)

No one knows the fishes ages.

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for an hour-long event thatll be on a lot earlier than his regular show.

The only thing missing is a laugh track, whichyoureexpected to provide, of course!

MIDSEASON PREMIERE

Empire (Fox, 9 p.m.)

Its back!

Expect showdowns, meltdowns, and lots n lots of Cookie.

Maybe theres a blooper reel at the end of each episode?

And only on a ranch!

Also, Sam Elliott?!

Wynonna Earp (Syfy, 10 p.m.)

Whos Wynonna Earp, you ask?

(Or rather,whatis a Wynonna Earp?)

Shes the gun-toting great-great-grand-daughter of a demon-killing deputy.

ThinkSupernatural, but with shades ofJustifiedand with a female lead.

(Yeah, Im glad Banshee, Pennsylvania, doesnt actually exist.)

Keep up, National Geographic!