Set your DVRs and alarms: below are the highlights for the next seven days.
(Hey,thats whatSmallvilledidwiththeirversions of Superman and The Flash.)
No one knows the fishes ages.

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for an hour-long event thatll be on a lot earlier than his regular show.
The only thing missing is a laugh track, whichyoureexpected to provide, of course!
MIDSEASON PREMIERE
Empire (Fox, 9 p.m.)
Its back!
Expect showdowns, meltdowns, and lots n lots of Cookie.
Maybe theres a blooper reel at the end of each episode?
And only on a ranch!
Also, Sam Elliott?!
Wynonna Earp (Syfy, 10 p.m.)
Whos Wynonna Earp, you ask?
(Or rather,whatis a Wynonna Earp?)
Shes the gun-toting great-great-grand-daughter of a demon-killing deputy.
ThinkSupernatural, but with shades ofJustifiedand with a female lead.
(Yeah, Im glad Banshee, Pennsylvania, doesnt actually exist.)
Keep up, National Geographic!