Set your DVRs and alarms: below are the highlights for the next seven days.

Or maybe shes just reconsidering the outfit.

Cancardiothoracic surgeons have it all?!?!?!

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Consider this a win for magazine journalism.

Friday Night Tykes: Steel Country (Esquire, 10 p.m.)

Youth football.

I hope they wear helmets.

I mean, whats Freeform going to do, bring backPushing Daisies?!

So, like,Spring Breakers, but without the violence and James Franco covers of Britney Spears songs.

Still, giventhe latest shockerin the pirate drama, the final hour really is one to watch live.

(Maybe they should call him Mr. Self-ish, am I right?