Set your DVRs and alarms: below are the highlights for the next seven days.
argue with their moms.
Stars: Theyre just like us!

Credit: David Giesbrecht/Netflix; Nick Briggs/PBS; Jack Rowand/ABC
Just kidding, I know you know what weed means.
Ink Master (Spike TV, 10 p.m.)
Think of it asBlindspot: Reality TV Edition.
Thursday, March 3
The Family (ABC, 9 p.m.)
Joan Allen has secrets!
And so does Andrew McCarthy!
And Matt Saracen Zach Gilford!
Late Night Snack (TruTV, 11 p.m.)
This ones an anthology of short-form comedy segments.
If Ryan Murphy made it, itd be calledAmerican Late Night Snack Story.
Say Yes to the Dress (TLC, 9 p.m.)
BecauseSay No to the Bowwouldnt have made sense!
The Last Man on Earth (Fox, 9:30 p.m.)
Tandys life is friggin dandy.
Just joshin, of course it isnt!
Quantico (ABC, 10 p.m.)
Sexy secrets and secretive sex return!
Along with some henleys, of course.