Record mogul Richie Finestra needs a post-PolyGram plan and maybe a good defense lawyer

Welcome to awards season!

Daniel Boone, Lewis and Clarke, those are pioneers, okay?

The putzes in this room?

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I guarantee you not one of you have been west of 10th Avenue.)

Hes already said something fantastically racist about Motown head Berry Gordy.

Alice has the no.

Get it, Clarkster!

Its almost a relief when the lady who owns the space comes in and calls the cops on them.

Plus, She fs like a dolphin.Hes not actually the first guy to say that.

And while were all guessing, who do you think is across town, doing something right for once?

Clark, pitching Alice Cooper at a party and maybe even winning him over.

(The New York Dolls Johnny Thunders: not so much.)

Theyre not a troupe, okay?

The Girl Scouts are a troupe.

This is what I had.

This is what you threw at me, like a child.

Go play with yourdance troupe, Dev.

Do you want to sell it?

No, she doesnt want to sell it, but shes going to, for her dont-call-it-a-troupe.

She tears up, and he says hell sign that and her dress, too.

John Cameron Mitchell is such a nice Andy!

Maury Gold and Galasso (a.k.a.

So if Richie wants to be back in the Mafia business, he could be.

Most likely, he does not want.

Also dead: Clarks dreams of signing Alice.

He doesnt stick around though; hes got other things on his mind.

Joe Corso calls to gives him a heads up that Bucks body has been found.

Joes not worried; its no problem!

He just wants Richie to relax and to go listen to the sexy dolphins demo.

Predictably, her rendition of Dannys Song is terrible (or at least terribly mediocre).

And Richie does nothold the world in a paper cup.