Lets take it from the top!
What did we really expect?
Schwartz has some thinkin to do, thats for sure.
Credit: Bravo
Its oddly unsettling to see these people getting along so well en masse like this.
The gesture guts him.
Its truly the nicest thing anyones ever done for me, Schwartz says in reaction to the gift.
All the while, Scheanas put on the spot about her marriage with Shay by LVP.
Her speech should be, erm, interesting.
It really says something when the craziest thing that happens all night is when Schwartz beats down a pinata.
Surprisingly, it doesnt.
(Well, except Ariana.
Shes one of the guys today, seeing as how shes a groomswoman and all.
Thanks to him, no ones struggling to suit up today, even those sartorially challenged triplets of Schwartzs.
It really is hard to be cynical about the group this time.
Except for the wedding dress; thats not gonna age well at all.
