Before we even leave for the trip, Stassi is weeping.
Thats like me saying Im kind of gay.
The only real standout moment is when Sandoval goes to microwave his coffee and the power goes out.
Credit: Bravo
Apparently, the air conditioning and the microwave cant go at the same time.
Scheana decided to have a BBQ at her moms house, and its surprisingly not dramatic.
Well, sorta non-dramatic.
He apparently got it in Hawaii and wears it when hes just given up.
Hes getting married in a month.
Stassi is wearing the opposite of a muumuu.
That lady loves to show off some side/underboob.
The big issue at the party is the lingering tension between Schwartz and Katie.
She still feels like he doesnt ever take her side.
This is like saying, Ill be right back inScream.
Jax, of course, has credit card difficulties but manages to give them a card that actually clears.
Katie and Schwartz have a cute suite that Lisa has paid for.
She also gives them a bottle of champagne and a cute card that encourages them to use the bed.
Only onVanderpump Rulescan your boss encourage sex and its not an HR violation.
Stassi comes over to the suite to have dinner with the couple and sorta sulk.
Stassi, though, has too many reduction scars.
How many reductions has this woman had?
Also, how big were her boobs before?!?
While theyre having weird breast chat, Scheana and Shay go out on the town for their second anniversary.
This whole sequence is more than a teeny bit sad given that she and Shay have separated.
Awww romance in theVanderpump Rulesworld.
Some might think a nice watch or like a good pair of cuff links would be appropriate.
Scheana goes for a book of nude glamour shots.
NEXT: Boozing up on Bourbon Street
The rest of the gang hits Bourbon Street for a little boozing.
While theyre cruising Bourbon Street, Katie gets hit in the face with beads and its shamefully amusing.
The weird thing is, though, when Sandoval takes of the #1 shirt, its black.
When Schwartz puts that shirt on, its white.
Something fishy is happening in the back of this bar.
While colors are changing in New Orleans, James is visiting with Lisa at Sur.
He wants to be able to DJ again at Pump or Sur.
But Lisa isnt having it.
The self-described white Kanye West has run outta chances with Lady Vanderpump.
That obviously upsets Katie and she scampers off in her romper.
Again, these people are getting married in a month.
Elsewhere, Stassi and Brittany are chatting at a table and Jax comes over to interrupt.
Stassi starts sobbing again.
Brittany just sorta stares.
Jax finally apologizes for all the crap he pulled with Stassi, and she seems satisfied.
But then Brittany gets mad because shes never seen Jax show that kind of emotion toward her.
Brittany, those tears were made of pure vodka.
What a fun bachelor/bachelorette weekend!!!
Cant wait for next week when everyone goes on Lexapro!
