They did it again
This is the end.
Not forEverlasting Jeremy made sure to take care of that but for a troubled season ofUnREAL.
So… yay for consistency?
Credit: James Dittiger
But it wasnt all bad.
So it was nice to see her returnandget a happy ending on a show where few people get that.
(I wont lie I got goosebumps during that scene.)
If he talks, they talk.
No one does bragging quite like Quinn but she shouldnt speak so fast.
As hes being escorted to his car, Coleman gets in a few digs at Rachel.
The conversation obviously gets to Rachel, because she later tells Quinn her mom was right.
She thinks she lost Coleman by telling him about her past.
Quinn tells her that what happened in Rachels past is what made her who she is.
And youre perfect, she says.
Even though Quinn can be pretty terrible, shes also pretty great.
Coleman wants to shut down the show, and he needs Jeremys help to put his plan in motion.
Meanwhile, onEverlasting, its finale night.
I wanna see a bitch bleed, Quinn tells Jay.
Its going to be epic, Quinn says.
Then she and Coleman start making jokes about Rachel being in the mental hospital and getting raped hilarious stuff.
He leaves those two and goes to find Rachel.
Rachel goes to her and says she knows everything, but Yael says that wont stop her from talking.
So Rachel calls this little publication calledEntertainment Weeklyto expose Yael as a liar.
Basically, hes turned intoWill Ferrells character inZoolander.
At this point the show has gone live.
As the women yell at one another, Quinn is gleeful backstage.
Jay called her to say Darius was in trouble.
Even Quinn is choking up watching this.
He gets down on one knee to ask her to marry him, and the editing bay starts applauding.
But Ruby says no…and starts laughing about how theyve known each other for only nine weeks.
I wouldlovefor a contestant onThe BachelororTheBacheloretteto respond this truthfully.
But she says she loves him and wants to see what they have away from the show.
They kiss, and everybody including Chet applauds again.
Hes trying to comfort her when Jeremy knocks on the door.
As Chet goes out to talk to him, Rachel comes in.
Quinn congratulates her for being the real showrunner all along.
History made, she says.
But its not time to celebrate: Rachel tells Quinn she couldnt shut Coleman down.
Quinn knows its over: At least we went out with a bang, she says.
I told you I would do anything, Jeremy tells Rach.
And then we see that fancyEverlastingcar turned upside down on the side of the road.
And I find myself doing the same forUnREAL.
So lets make like the producers ofEverlastingand forget this whole season ever happened and start fresh next year.
But before we wipe it from our memory, tell me what you think of the finale?
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