Would you rather watch ‘Everlasting’ or ‘EverBLASTING’?

As far as I can tell, everyone is manipulating everyone.

Romeo caught on to the world ofEverlastingpretty quickly.

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And the desire to create television for selfish purposes is what sets Quinn and Chet at odds in Insurgent.

The connection will pick the winner.

But a reality show cant serve two masters.

Rachel tells Quinn she thinks this is a bad idea.

Rachel follows her in, prepared to find a girl embarrassed by being outed as a racist on camera.

But instead, Rachel learns that Beth Ann is just upset that she probably ruined her chances with Darius.

Instead of letting her change, Rachel tells Beth Ann to keep the bikini to get to stand out.

Andstand out she does.

Beth Ann walks up to Darius and apologizes immediately for the swimsuit.

Darius, ever the gentleman, takes off his own shirt to let her cover up.

Its great TV, but the best part is that Chet and Jeremy didnt even get it on camera.

This makes Chet so angry, hes ready to declare war… again.

To which Quinn says, Its your kingdom; come and get it.

Ruby cant stand by quietly.

Cut to Tiffany and Romeo gettingveryfriendly in the bathroom.

Rachel rushes there to stop them before they can get too far.

She says that if someone like Tiffany can forgive Darius, than so can America.

All Romeo has to do to fix this is to keep quiet about hooking up with Tiffany.

And what do you know?

Rachel asks Quinn if her mother is calling her but doesnt get an answer.

We have yet to see Mommy Dearest in season 2, but her presence is still very much felt.

Darius mentions liking Tiffany, but Chet tries to get Romeo to say why shes not awesome.

This could be a good season after all, Quinn says but Rachel doesnt agree.

She puts her long hair back down, dries her eyes, and shows up at Garys doorstep.

She suggests that he send them home and allow her to fire off the show.

Gary shows up the next day and watches the two cuts Chet and Quinn create.

Quinns is typical fairy taleEverlasting; Chets is a sexed-up version called EverBlasting.

Gary says what weve been thinking all episode, This train is off the rails.

He knows that shes the one who complained and he knows this wasnt the outcome she wanted.

This is gonna be fun, he says.

I dont know about you guys, but Insurgent gave me anxiety.

With her world crumbling, its only a matter of time before Rachel takes those pills, right?

Why in the world is Coleman going with Quinns ideas, and do we really have to call itEverBlasting?

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