How do you top a suicide and a suitor being stood up at the altar?
If youre Quinn, you do it with even more questionable manipulation and brute force.
Youre annoying, Quinn tells him.
Credit: James Dittiger
I agree, her No.
When he leaves, Quinn decides shes not going to let this Coleman-sized roadblock get in her way.
Im going balls deep in this bitch, Quinn says before asking her sidekick to join her.
Rachel doesnt bat an eye and says shes with her.
Quinn is convinced, but Im not.
Her first stop is Brandi, who was raised in foster care and shows signs of abuse.
It doesnt take much to put Brandi on edge.
And just like that, Quinn has set the spark.
He calls it Miss America Meets American Ninja.
Chantal and Brandi just happen to be in the first heat together, and are the top two contenders.
But when Chantal pulls ahead in the final obstacle, Brandi pulls her off the climbing wall.
Chantal gets a concussion, and Brandi gets a date.
Errr…. not exactly.
Enter Rachel, who says shes there to get Brandi ready for the date she won.
Brandi is excited, but Rachel points out that the date is probably just for Darius to say goodbye.
If the concussion/obstacle course incident was the flame, what comes next is a full-on firebomb.
Darius goes straight to the elimination ceremony, where he says he wont be sending four women home.
Instead, hell just be sending one woman home: Brandi.
Shes utterly shocked, and when he points out her mother, she breaks and says she didnt lie.
Rachel had been noticing that he might not be healthy, but Darius and Romeo refused to acknowledge it.
I have a feeling this isnt an Adam-inviting-Rachel-into-his-room kind of situation.
As ifEverlastingneeded more problems … Rachel and Coleman have been flirty-flirty the whole episode.
And then she shoots dagger eyes at Rachel.
Rachel runs into her office/bedroom/workspace and starts packing to leave the show, but Coleman stops her.
He tells her that she doesnt need Quinn that he and Rachel could be their own dynamic duo.
Quinn and Chet can createEverlasting, but theyre dinosaurs.
Rachel and Coleman can create shows that peopleneed.
And then they make out.
Do you think Chet and Quinns relationship started a little something like this?
History does love repeating itself.
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