Can Quinn and Rachel work together again?
The story lines forUnREALs second season have been so bloated, it all had to come out sometime.
But seriously, Im with Quinn: That poop joke was hilarious.
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The episode opens with him watching a drugged-up Rachel making her on-camera confessions.
He tells Rachel this is their story to tell.
He wants to take downEverlasting, but Rachel says she wont do that to Quinn.
After meeting your mother, I shouldnt be surprised, he says.
Quinn is killing you.
Coleman then sneaks off and relays this info to Yael, his secret accomplice and… new flame?
They kiss to seal their evil deal, and Madison happens to see them.
It takes about two seconds for her to reveal this to Rachel.
Quinn wont let Rachel have her job back (Jay is no.
2 at the moment), but she tells her to help out where she can.
Then he tells her not to push away the one person who actually cares about [her].
That feeling is your skin crawling.
With only three women remaining, each of them get a date with Darius.
Tiffany and Darius golf date was a snooze-fest, so Quinn is ready for anyone to do anything.
Rachel tells her she has a plan to entertain her, and Quinn lets her loose.
Hot Rachel is a go.
What Rachel neglects to tell her is that she put a little something extra in the sauce.
Cut to the dancing after the dinner portion of the date, where Yaels stomach isloudlyrumbling.
Yael makes it a few seconds before fleeing the dance stage, but the door Rachel locked earlier?
Yael is crying her eyes out and Quinn is laughing her head off (as am I).
Coleman comes into the editing bay and sees Darius covering up Yael with a tablecloth on the monitors.
He needed her to be the winner for their tell-all to sell better.
(Apparently, its not cool to pick a girl who pooped her pants dress?)
Jay says he can convince Chantal to leave on her own.
And he does… briefly.
Where Im from, thats called counting your chickens before they hatch.
Chantal is Madisons girl, so she of course runs to her and talks her out of leaving.
Quinn says so eloquently.
Shes having quite the night.
First shit-gate and now a penis grab?
Quinns on cloud nine.
She and Rachel celebrate with tequila, still laughing, until Rach asks if she ever thinks about Mary.
Quinn tells her that was Shias fault and all they did was cover it up.
Quinn has done a lot of covering up, apparently.
They cant chat much longer, though, because its elimination time!
Darius sends Yael Poopypants home.
She says the perfect soundbite and runs to her room.
Coleman catches Rachel and says hes integrating the things Quinn JUST said into his video.
(When did Coleman turn into the crazy one?)
Rachel fakes a smile and goes along with the plan.
Slimy, slimy dude.
Its almost as slimy as Chet hooking up with Tiffany.
Yeah, that happened.
I dont understand this story line at all, so thats all Im going to say about it.
Anyway, Booth stopped by for the elimination ceremony; while hes there, Quinn gets a phone call.
She and Booth had gone to the doctor earlier that day to see if she could still have kids.
Quinn goes cold and tells him to leave her.
You want kids and I cant have them, so get the hell out of my life.
She then goes into the editing bay, tells everyone to leave, and starts trashing the place.
Rachel runs in and asks her whats going on.
Quinn said she never wanted kids, but she wanted the choice.
Quinns having a revelation.
She doesnt want Rachel to get stuck there like she did.
I love you youre fired, she says.
But Rachel wont hear it.
Quinn, suck it up.
Were taking that asshole down.
And then they hug.
What did you think of Espionage?
Are you ready for the finale?
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