Spending some time away in Africa has helped him gain insight about himself and this joke of a show.
He wants her to join him in Africa (My Africa?
Coleman, not such an idiot here, says theyll run with Adam.
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He runs this by Quinn, who says he should go after Coleman but stay away from Rachel.
So Booth talks to Coleman about meeting with him, exclusively.
Wise to the schemes of this show, Adam confronts Quinn about the real reason she brought him back.
She says she wanted to give him a second chance.
With whomever, she says with a wink.
You should screw the talent more often, Quinn says in the editing bay.
What does it say about a person who barely finches at something like that being thrown in her face?
Why are you so interested?
he asks her, but she just brushes it off.
Yael is definitely an undercover journalist for TMZ orVanity Fair(nothing in between).
Anyway, he ignores Hot Rachel, and Real Rachel finds him in the bathroom.
She says he needs to stop trying to win her back, but he kisses her anyway.
She says I never loved you, as he starts undoing her pants.
I dont know about yall, but Im so mad at Rachel right now.
Its okay, though, because Adam has work to do on the show.
Hes helping the ladies select dates so Darius can choose one for the night.
I want you now, and you want me, he says to her.
She walks into her office to find Coleman and Booth meeting without her.
Instead, she starts attacking his face and ripping off his shirt.
He tells Rachel she doesnt deal with her past relationships like an adult should.
And the Rachel hits keep coming.
While shes trying to produce Darius and Chantals date to fake Venice, Adam comes and finds her.
Adam finally says what weve been thinking all season: Shes delusional.
Its hard to say who you feel sorry for most in that moment.
Booth comes by after, and Quinn lets him whisk her away.
And its all about the show, right?
Romeo and Darius arent worried when they see the cop lights, because, well, hes Darius Beck.
But when the police ask for ID and Darius realizes he doesnt have it, things go downhill fast.
As one of the cops cuffs Darius, hurting his back, Rachel wants to stop it.
Coleman tells her no, but she starts to run out of the dark anyway.
There are flashes of videos and sound, as if were seeing it from Rachels shocked perspective.
Especially in light of recent events, this episode was incredibly difficult to watch.
She, of course, takes the chance to blame it all on Coleman.
When Jay finds out Rachel called the cops about the stolen Bentley, he loses it.
If Romeo dies, this is all on you, he says.
And this is not your story to tell.
Thank god someone finally said it!
She curls up into a ball in her old storage truck, which is where Adam finds her.
He says he wants to be there for her, and he wont leave this time.
She admits they did love each other, but its too late now.
He walks out of the truck and sits outside the closed door (I audibly said aww here).
And then Rachel does the worst thing she could possibly do: She calls her mom.
Right before the episode ends, Yael sneaks out to a truck.
Tell me about it, she says as she secretly hits record on her phone.
Shes totally a (bad, unethical) journalist.
I dont think its a coincidence that its also the first episode of the season with Adam back.
Fly,the episode where Mary died, was one of the best of season 1.
What did you think of tonights episode?
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