This is the philosophy our new and Helmut-Lang-jacket-wearing improved Rachel Goldberg is living by whenUnREALseason 2 kicks off.
Love is not something you build a life around, Quinn told her protege in the season finale.
(you’re free to read a refresher recaphereif you dont remember that explosive episode.)
Credit: Bettina Strauss
And it seems both ladies are taking it to heart: Their new life credos are Money.
which they each get tattooed on their wrists like BFF necklaces.
Quinn and Rachel have a surprise for Brad: a black suitor.
And not just any black suitor.
The women have secured pro quarterback Darius Beck (B.J.
Britt) for the upcoming season ofEverlasting.
Her sole focus is making this season ofEverlastinghappen.
The ends justify the means, right?
And they arent just lying to the women.
Darius wants to be in Cabo relaxing during the off-season, not living in a mansion under constant surveillance.
But Rachel uses the same trick she used with Adam: The show will help his image.
Darius currently has a bad rap for calling a reporter a bitch on camera.
Rachels magic works, and Darius agrees to move in.
Rachel may be able to handle suitors, but shes failing at handling the men in her personal life.
He learned that phrase from her mom, who is still the worst it seems.
Rachel tries to confront him directly about it.
New Jeremy, with a gross beard, has replaced the only decent person we knew last season.
Instead Rachel goes to the camera crew and fires his focus guy instead.
Turns out being a sexist man-baby on my set has consequences.
They call her a bitch as she walks away, but she just smiles and keeps walking.
Shes taking lessons on being professional from Quinn, which Jay does not love.
With her cast secured now, Quinn has nothing to worry about.
Just kidding what show did you think you were watching?
Chet enters and says hes going to take over.
I seethe with rage while Quinn just rolls her eyes.
And for someone who received her promotion thanks to a blowjob, Madison is awfully timid.
Rachel needs her to say something on camera that will sell this season.
So instead, Rachel talks Madison through it with an earpiece.
With lots and lots of pushing from Rachel, Madison sobs and asks Chantal questions about her dead fiance.
Jeremy turns the camera to Madison, who isactuallyvomiting now, to publicly shame Rachel.
This manipulation is nothing new.
With promo shots set, all thats left is to start filming the premiere.
Quinn and Chet play chicken for a bit: He has the suitor; she has the women.
Theyll do it at the mansion, but with the women in swimsuits.
The battle may be over for now but the war is just beginning.
However, this means Quinn is going to have to take over for Rachel until Chet is dead forever.
Well, were back.
What are yall expecting fromEverlastingseason 14 andUnREALseason 2?
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