The new dirty-cop heist thrillerTriple 9doesnt waste any time throwing the audience into an adrenalized state of confusion.

And it doesbut not favorable ones.

Who are these blunt-force thieves in ski masks?

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And why should we care about any of them?

(No, seriously, Ive seen the whole movie and Id still like to know!)

However, itisto leave us there for two hours.

Well, that and the fact that it manages to make half a dozen good actors look really lost.

For reasons never entirely explained, these dishonorable thieves owe Winslets Irina one last job.

But which cop to sacrifice?

The thing is, its not just one of those characters, its one of thosemovies.

If youre an insomniac with lax standards, youll know the kind of film Im talking about.