You do understand the transgender population in America is closer to zero percent than one percent?

0.3 percent of the population is transgender.

So the chance of you bumping into a transgender person in the bathroom is almost zero percent.

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But the chance of a transgender person needing the bathroom is 100 percent.

Theyre already dealing with their own st, now youre giving them yours?

I dont understand, its so absurd.

Ultimately, however, he didnt blame them for the controversy.

He blamed the penis.

Thats what this is really about: No one wants to see a penis, Noah said.

If you notice, no ones having the conversation the other way.

What, so theres gonna be a vagina in the mens room?

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