Anyway, lets dive in, shall we?
We open with a tangle of limbs and hot and heavy sex sounds.
Who could it be?
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And hes wearing a heavy wig and vampire fangs and hes with a super hot lady in his trailer.
Alex is in a trailer!
Hes told hes got some fans waiting and he, of course, believes that.
Its Michelle and Brett and Tina and Larry there for his birthday.
Tina barely can stifle a laugh.
But everyones amusement at the absurdity of the situation is silenced when they see Alex do some inspired emoting.
No, she doesnt say all that but we know it.
Her name is Christy, and let me tell you: She is incredible.
(Amanda Peet, you cant fool me: You clearly have a very good voice.)
Christy, no fool, doesnotlike the looks of this one bit.
Larry, out of the bathroom, is clueless.
The pianist tells them they have something special at the end.
Brett tells Michelle he wants to take a walk, and they head into the night holding hands.
It also looks like she may just barf all over him.
I think Tina genuinely doesnt know why or at least wont allow herself to know.
You broke my heart, he says finally.
