This show has been canceled, which is the absolute worst decision ever.
But let’s enjoy what’s left, shall we?
Okay, theres just no way around this.
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Im truly devastated thatHBO has chosen not to renewthis wonderful, magical show for another season.
Dont make me rant about the far too early death ofEnlightened!
(Heavy sigh.)
Hey, do dudes really do this?
I sure hope so.
But, like, of course you had a great night, Brett!
Whats better than the tantalizing promise of a new person?
Its why everyone has a great time on vacation.
But a magical and unexpected night with your super cute and for now uncomplicated Uber customer?
And yeah, it would be great if they could come up with a different term.
On cue, she scrolls on a not-so-awesome looking dude on Tinder.
Its enough to make me jump off a bridge, she says.
Uh, sing it, sister.
Michelle gets a call theres a meeting for the charter school at a restaurant called Bon Vivant.
Is therereallya restaurant called Bon Vivant in LA?
(Answer, YES.)
Anna is holding court, thanking everyone for coming.
(I forgot to mention that Anna is played to perfection by Katie Aselton.)
Thats your new friend?
Sure dont like her.
Not for nothing, this isexactlythe time you want Tina as your older sister.
Watch out, Anna.
He launches into a thing about how people can change and Brett is all WTF, dude?
And then he sees Dudley waiting for them at the table and loses his mind.
Alex is all, hey, hes in AA nowandhes a hugeDunefan!
God, I love Dudley and his great glasses.
Tina is internet dating!
Hey HBO, not for nothing: This on its own is a series that Id enjoy watching.
Theres a guy waving at her who doesnt look like this photo.
She sits down, hesitantly.
Hes says, Yeah, I know I look a little different.
(Someone unmarried must have written this episode because I think they nailed it.)
Her date admits his photo is a little bit misleading.
Everyone is miserable, everyone is terrified, everyone is a little bit photoshopped.
Sing, it, random dude!
She says as much: Youre not good looking enough to be this much of a dick.
And oh, Tina, you reallyhaventbeen out there!
Yeow, yeow,yeow.
Seriously though, whats worse than dating?
Except somehow even weirder and more terrifying.
Dudley clues the boys in that theyre doing way too much material.
I sigh because I couldnt stop myself from readingthis.
Tina and Michelle go to possibly-evil Annas house.
Michelle is hesitant, but Tina is all, lets do this.
Michelle hears Anna greet another woman with the same BS line about her skin feeling like velvet.
This little betrayal that hints at a much bigger one, strengthens her resolve.
This is so stressful!
She finds Annas bedroom which resembles a super high end West Elm catalog and finds Annas laptop.
I trust the creators that they want Michelle out of character for a change.
Hey, Anna is evil!
Even Tina cant believe it.
Yet he doesnt seem to want to tell Brett, which Brett picks up on immediately.
Im with Alex on this one.
Oh, these guys.
Brett goes to Natalies house unannounced, which is an incredibly risky move!
Shes kind of like, uh, so you cant just do that?
But, time will tell.
And on that note, Ill say again for the record Im furious with HBO.
