Well, that was an unexpected flash-forward.
No one is happy about that, so an all-out war is called on Team Heretics.
But before we talk about how we get there, lets take a trip to the future.
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In our weekly three-years-ahead flash-forward, we finally see where Bonnie is…well, kind of.
It looks like some key in of mental institution.
Who could that be?
The only person we havent seen in the future is Matt, right?
But then things get even weirder.
Enzo is waiting in her room when she gets back from group.
She asks what hes doing there.
Enzo says, Things are bad out there, love.
Then they make out.
Wait, what!?
I wont lie to you,TVDfans I dont hate this.
Im confused, yes, but I dont hate it.
Im very interested to see how we get there from where we are now.
Because Present Day Bonnie still very much hates Enzo.
In our regular timeline, Bonnie is focused on figuring out how the Phoenix Stone works.
Alaric tells her not to worry about it, that Jo is fine.
Alaric is walking Jo through their life together, and she very sweetly takes it all in.
Everyone should be a little more worried about these zombies they just created (iZombie/TVDcrossover idea!
), but instead everyone is focused on Julian.
Lily tells Enzo that Julian is about to come home, which he relays to Valerie.
She says he once massacred a whole coastline, but Damon says thats just run-of-the-mill vampirism.
Valerie tells the Salvatore brothers thats the reason Lily needs the Phoenix Stone.
Oh, and surprise!
Its not a stone to bring people back to life; its a stone that stores vampire souls.
Which means that whoevers hanging out in Jo and Oscars bodies are definitely not Jo and Oscar.
Enzo is trying to keep him from eating the maid.
When Bonnie asks him about Myrtle Beach, Oscar is confused.
And right aroundthattime is when Fake Oscar realizes Real Oscars body has witch powers.
As Bonnie and Enzo flee from him, she drops the stone only for her future love (?)
to pick it up and keep it.
Things are getting dicey with Oscar, so she makes a run for it.
And Enzo stays behind and kills Fake Oscar.
At the worlds largest coffin-storage warehouse, Valerie is trying to kill Julian, but it doesnt take.
The gangs all here!
Are you ready for this epic fight?
Beaus a badass and just shatters EVERY COFFIN IN THE ENTIRE WAREHOUSE WITH A FLICK OF HIS HANDS.
She tells him the whole story that we gota couple episodes back.
Stefan is obviously shocked, and hurt, and confused.
He answers an un-asked question: Yes, he would have wanted a child.
And Valerie and Stefan most definitely have strengthened their connection.
Maybe this is the start of why she has a new fiance in the future?)
Damon is so outraged to hear about Lilys part in Elenas coffin-ing that he wants to kill her.
I want to destroy her, he says.
Nothing like a Salvatore family bond, amirite?
And she does, too.
And they walk off holding hands.
Lets get a shipper name for this couple, stat.
And for the ones not answered, lets chat below or on Twitter@realdalener.
