The first time Simon appeared was during a scene when Cyrus was getting dressed.
I guess the idea of sleeping with a mere maid doesnt do it for him anymore?
Mandy is fielding texts from Jasper but lies to Eleanor when asked about who shes typing missives to.
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Ex-boyfriend, lies Mandy.
Jealous of the new girlfriend.
We kind of had a thing, Eleanor tells her.
It was messed up; he was messed up.
And like all great romances, he slept with my mum.
Helena is outraged over seeing her daughter dipping into the lady pond, but the Duchess isnt.
Darling dont tell me you havent tasted the rainbow once or twice in your life?
Well, I guess we know where she stands!
You could have looked out for me, stepped aside from time to time.
Let me see some of the sun, Cyrus tells his dead brothers ghost.
You could have helped me, but you never did.
But dead Simon has a response.
Instead of demanding respect, you manipulate, you lie, you threaten.
You could never step out of my shadow because you dont deserve the sun.
Youre not a king, and you never will be, brother.Ouch.
NEXT: Oh no he didnt… Nice is boring, Cyrus says of his new strategy.
But the people will remember my name forever.
They dont have to like me.
They will fear me.
Like it or not, you have an opportunity to inspire us to be great.
If not the monarchy, then who?
Maybe the answer isnt walking away.
Maybe you should try changing it from the inside.
I kinda like this chick.
You know who I dont like?
Lucius, who tries covering up Laceys murder when the Queen presses him for details about her ex-lovers whereabouts.
Hes dead, says Lucius.
Everything Ive done, Ive done it out of love for you.
But whats done is done and the Queen orders him out of her sight and out of her life.
His career in the palace is officially over, and Lucius is appropriately embarrassed, shamed into contemplating suicide.
However, Ted offers him a way to make up for having crossed the Queen.
Taking the fall for the Kings death, a means of giving Helena some much-needed closure.
Theres a final thing you’ve got the option to do for your Queen, he murmurs.
And with that, Lucius is convinced and falsely confesses to the crime.
However, the Queen isnt buying it she knows Lucius too well.
She tells Cyrus as much but lies to the twins about the kings killer being found.
Hes confessed, she tells them.
Hes in custody… Maybe now we can begin to heal.
So what scheme do these two have in mind anyway?
The prince and princesses birthday party is the perfect opportunity, she says.
Um, I guess she doesnt know that theres one heck of a curse on that big rock?
Lizs best lines:
Thanks to this photo youre now the poster child for the LGBTQ movement.
What the hell does the Q stand for?
Hows our deputy prime minister?
Still clawing your way to the middle?
Why shouldnt the queen have the biggest bling in all the land?)
