Cyrus tries to destroy King Simon’s legacy while Eleanor gets over Beck … with a woman.
Lets get this recap started, shall we?
At the open of What, Has This Thing Appeard Again Tonight?
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we see post-surgery Cyrus, woken up after a night of fitful sleep.
He looks like hell puffy eyes, five oclock shadow.
(She totally has the hots for him.)
She even made him pomegranate juice!
As always though, King Cyrus prefers bourbon.
Naturally, this doesnt sit well with Cyrus.
As one might expect, Helena doesnt take the news well, and she confronts Cyrus about it.
I told you, I dont give a s about your reign, she screams.
We both know you wont be around long anyway.
Theres the Helena we know and love!
Meanwhile, Eleanor is awake and hungry, both emotionally and physically.
Most of the time if youre aware of the problem, you might fix the problem.
You say youre a mess, so maybe take some time to pick up the mess.
She embarks on some serious girl-on-girl bonding with her new friend Mandy.
As Eleanor embarks on her #guyatus, Liam and Jasper bros 4-ever!
Ill look into it, Pryce says.
Ill let you know if I find anything.
As Royal head of security, Pryces snooping skills are, naturally, on point.
He finds himself at Dominos headquarters.
It looks like a lair and the Domino insignia is seen on the floor.)
It was you, wasnt it?
our mysterious new character asks.
Pryce denies it, but in a way, Mr.
Mysterious is right, since King Simons murder occurred in a rare moment when Pryce let his guard down.
But with suspicion being thrown his way, will he report his findings to Prince Liam?
And is there a possibility that Pryce could become a Domino associate?
Liam is oblivious to Pryces discovery, as hes busy taking on the role of public hero.
Remember the man whose legacy was etched in that glass, shouts Liam from the stage.
And remember how much he believed in all of us.
If you dont believe in the monarchy, if you dont support it, its fine.
Some days I dont support it either.
No matter what you do, no matter who you think youve become, it will never be enough.
Thems fighting words, and Cyrus knows it.
NEXT: Enough with the fake names, already!
With a hit of their found loot, Helena puts her pride aside and reveals shes proud of Liam.
The people are inspired, and no one in our familys done that since your father died.
He was right, you know.
The only way to survive any of this is to choose love and to help each other.
After all that talk of love, Len heads back to her bedroom and straight into Mandys arms.
(Looks like someone conveniently decided not to go back to her place!)
It appears Jasper knows her and is startled to see her pop up at the palace.
What are you doing here, Samantha?
he asks, not at all nicely.
Wait, so Mandy isnt her real name?
She responds by giving him a huge kiss.
Finishing what we started, baby.
What is going on here?
Cyrus is nowhere to be seen during this exchange, because hes left the palace on an alcohol-fueled rage.
Whats a man to do when hes down in the dumps?
You dont like me, so be it, he snarls.
You dont have to.
But guess what, I dont have to like you either.
Mic drop or rather, bottle drop.
In his words, Boom.
Another shocker of sorts?
After swearing off their affair last season, she wants to see him.
I told my children to choose love, she tells Lucius.
Its about time I did as well.
Um, theres just one problem: She has no idea Lucius had her boo murdered.
Will she learn the truth about her lover or will Lucius keep his dirty secret under wraps?
Lizs best lines:
Id offer you some tea, but I dont care to.
Youre a cancerous dead king walking.
Stop being such a princess.
Didnt your mother teach you to share?
For Gods sake, give me the pot.
