The face-off between Queen Helena and the Prime Minister could change the future of the monarchy.
Take for instance, Ophelia.
(Incorrectly, I should add, since that was all Gemmas doing.)
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It was just like Monaco.
Something that was real and truthful, something was twisted into something ugly because of your world.
And she doesnt end there, stating plainly, You have to go.
But here,The Royalsveers away from the usual formula.
(Remember him?)
Looks like our prince will have to find his happy ending elsewhere.
While Ophelia is resolute about staying prince-less, Eleanor is playing stubborn, too.
That being said, when she reaches for her pipe post-coital, Beck is clearly disappointed.
So much for slowing down, Eleanor.
Tell me theres a music festival or something nearby, Eleanor says, after hopping out of the car.
I never understood why people liked going to the country.
Theres nothing to do.
Once there, Eleanor finds herself defended from inquisitive phones by a sexy blonde.
Also, did I mention that said blonde is skimpily dressed, brash, brave and totally reckless?
Timing is everything, right?
offers Mandy by way of commentary over Beck returning to Lens life.
So whats a girl to do?
Head back to the country to break up with Beck, obvi.
NEXT: Queen Helena meets her match
Quiet is difficult for me right now, Beck.
The noise is how I breathe.
Its what gets me though the day, Eleanor tells her boo.
Its what gets me through the day.
I cant be quiet right now, Beck.
But Beck craves quiet, which means this relationship really is dunzo.
Im the Queen of England.
You wait for me.
And you dont cancel.
Helenas practically foaming at the mouth after this exchange, and approaches Cyrus about replacing her.
His strategy is now as follows: Approve Rani as Prime Minister = Cyrus makes good with the people.
Shes good, that one.
And thus, Raina finds herself the recipient of a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choo stiletto heels.
(Theyre black of course, like the color of Helenas heart.)
My legs are better.
Any thoughts on what she might find?
You wait your entire life to be king and then they cut off your balls, reflects Cyrus.
I mean, Cyrus actually feeling feelings?
Good news comes in the form of examining some testicle samples.
Lucius has dogs brought in so he can examine different dogs, and eventually he settles on a bulldog.
Sizeable, I guess?
But the prospect of replacing his manhood isnt enough to cheer up HRH.
Violet is uncharacteristically cheery and concerned about his cancer.
They dont like me, he confesses, the true sources of his ailment.
Well, I like you, responds Violet.
Why is she being so nice?
Doesnt she know Cyrus rapes the help?
Her next words come as somewhat of a surprise from someone so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
What do you care if they like you or not?
Youre the king of England, they still have to do what you say.
What is Violets deal?
Is Lucius behind her sudden appearance; a band-aid for Cyrus paranoia?
Lizs best lines:
Dont get too comfortable.
These are shark-infested waters, and those fake tits wont keep you afloat for long.
Im not kissing her ring.
She should be kissing my ass.
