The action was a little thin.

Most Surprising Twist

Oh, hey, Robert’s the worst!

Whatever she says, he’ll support it.

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Of course Helena said no.

Because he’s the WORST.

We’ve been over this.

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Best Shirtless Moment

There was a naked tiger run… and these two looked incredible.

Cyrus' Most Ridiculous Moment

I can’t with Cyrus and this shaman orthopedic shoe salesman storyline.

Can we just pretend it never happened?

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Outfit of the Week

I also don’t want to pretend this ostrich feather jacket didn’t happen.

That thing’s a classic.

NEXT: What else does Jasper need to know?

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Of course, we’re going to have to wait.

And Another Thing

I’m really excited about Rosie.

And I think she’s really excited about her new job as Eleanor’s bodyguard.

Musical Cues of the Week

Crown Jewel Quips of the Episode