(Yes, really.)
(British speak for bumper cars.)
And by shower and change, I mean, these two were dropping major hints about doing the dirty.
Credit: E!
And they might have, if Mandys plan had gone completely as planned.
Before these two can really get into it theyre supposed to be working together!
Jaspers supposed to be a con man, why flake now?
Eleanor shows up, having followed her lady love.
Jasper, sandwiched between the princess he adores and the girl who used to be his accomplice, confesses.
We came here to rob you, Jasper tells Eleanor, producing the diamond.
This of course, makes poor Lenny feel all the feels.
Here, take these.
However, that would be lying, and Mandy prefers stealing over telling unnecessary lies.
That being the case, she tells Jasper to stop being such a wuss.
You are so sweet, she says.
That was always your weakness.
With a kiss, shes off leaving Jasper to follow Eleanor back to the party.
Why are you here?
What does that symbol on my necklace mean?
What do you want from me?
I know it was you that night.
kindly tell me, he asks, gripping her by the shoulders.
Not now, were being watched, she responds, and runs out into the evening.
Could this girl be the missing piece in the puzzle that is that night?
Why was she at the party?
Does she have some royal connection, or is she part of the monarchists movement?
This has to count as one of the worst birthdays of all time, right?
So whats a queen to do as part of the grieving process?
Head over to her former lovers house to sniff his old shirts, of course.
Come on, this is a soap did you really think hed die that easily?
By my count, hes good for at least two more assassination attempts.
Helena freaks the eff out, and dies a little inside when Lacey rips her a new one.
But not to you.
To you, Im dead forever.
Hes super P-I-S-S-E-D about her recent scheming and plotting, and theres more.
As far as hes concerned, theyre all Helena has going for her.
Without them, he says, shed be completely alone.
Not even a pseudo marriage proposal from Helena can even begin to chip away at the damage shes caused.
Yup, its bad.
And there, at the palace, she sees her young daughter.
Sad-looking Lenny is entirely alone; alone, that is, except for Jasper.
Helen stands, observing the scene.
Will she approach Eleanor?
Will she prove to herself that shes not as cold as Lacey accused her of being?
Could a royal wedding be in the works this season?
Lizs best line:
Anything you want from me, name it.
Ill leave the palace, Ill marry you.
