A mere trip down the coast, basically.
Well, theres actually a good reason they dont.
Beths got the DIRT.

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You see, Sonjas theory on meatballs where theres one, theres always two!
doesnt hold up for this episode ofRHONY.
Of course, ifIhad to listen to Luann exclaim I cant believe Im getting married!
one more time, I would have assumed captainship of that entire vessel.
NEXT: A series of texts… Luann doesnt give her the long list of future lovers, though, probably because shes annoyed at Ramona.
Why would she be annoyed at Ramona, you ask?
Luann says she wont be engaging in that discussion because, Tonight were here to celebrate.
The me at the end is implied.
No, far from the peaceful waters of Palm Springs and way over in Miami sits Bethenny.
I got a busted uterus!
That would be Countess Luann and her soul mate Toms engagement shes referencing.