And were only two episodes in.
But boy are we off to a jazzy start.
I hope everyone fromRHOBHis watching this and taking notes.
Credit: Bravo
you should probably throw bra parties and you should probably throw fits.
Pay attention, Eileen Davidson.
So we start the episode in Jules oddly artless apartment.
Did they, like, just move in?
Or is this a fake apartment?
It just does not feel very lived in.
It is not a life that I envy.
We cut to Bethenny buying jewelry for herself at the same place I believe Bethenny bought her wedding ring.
Like, shed be better off going to Zales.
Dorinda immediately starts talking about John and how great he is and how they have great sex.
Bethenny (and the audience) shuts down emotionally.
Dorinda, though, says that in 20 years Ramona has never done anything bad to her.
This is basically theReal Housewivesequivalent of summoning the Candyman.
If you say something has never happened, IT.
Or if you say Ramonas name three times, youll get gutted.
The Sonja and Luann living-together sitcom continues as they sit down for a meal in her kitchen.
So far, though, there havent been as many high jinks as I would have liked.
Luann talks about not being friends with Carol and still not really being over the whole Adam thing.
If ever there were a story line as tiresome as Munchausen, it might be this Luann-Carole-Adam battle.
Oh, but we do learn that Sonja burns sage in her kitchen to get rid of demons.
Can we c’mon get this on camera?
Bethenny and Carole then have lunch and also talk about the whole Luann thing.
But Bethenny says Lu was real cray cray over the summer in the Hamptons.
Someone is getting a little too comfortable with that slogan.
Countess, you already got a single out of this let it go.
Its never really explained why Dorinda throws a bra party.
Or even a Facebook update.
Im not sure your boob size necessitates a fiesta.
But this is aHousewivesshow.
Ramona is anxious about attending Dorindas brassiere party (thats what she calls bras because shes Ramona).
She feels like she should tell her friend this, but first she puts it out there on television.
These are good, good friends.
The bra party is held at a suite at the Gansevoort, obvs.
Everyone slowly shows up.
Bethenny dresses like shes coming from participating in motorcross, leather pants and everything.
Again, theres much talk about how skinny Jules is and how she has no breasts.
Carole is super not-psyched to come since she doesnt wear a bra unless its for show.
Im not sure Dorinda really thought much about this guest list.
This just makes Dorinda go bats crazy.
She pretty much ruins the vibe of her bra party.
Well, thatalsomakes Dorinda go bats.
Shes even more insulted by Ramona than she is by Bethenny.
Meanwhile, the bra-fit experts who were invited just pretend to inspect the racks of lingerie.
I hope they got an hourly rate.
Oh, and this all happens on Bethennys birthday.
I love this show!
