Im assuming half the restaurant has left due to both the cameras and the endless vagina talk.
She also has a cold, which takes her already deep voice into Harvey Fierstein territory.
Thats what adults do, explained Sonja.
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Luanns departure does nothing to douse the drama, though.
As soon as she leaves, Jules perks up and goes on a rampage against Bethenny.
She also claims Bethenny talked about her marriage, of which I have no recollection.
Basically, Bethenny has no time for this.
She wants to rent a bus and gamble and take everyone to a Bobby Flay restaurant.
Everyone basically agrees just to put an end to the terrible conversation.
They also rehash the origin story of how Luann met Tom, which no one really cares about.
It just sounds like a lotta cougars climbing over each other to land a man.
Its like theyre in a bad community theater production ofGrease.
I do enjoy how Luann has deemed all of Toms prior love life as BL Before Lu.
And you wonder why people think shes an egomaniac.
Its a big nope.
Its a special dinner because Jules is bringing a blind date for Sonja: an Italian fella named Rocco.
The fella shows up in a velvet jacket with epaulets and immediately recognizes John.
(I mean, you cant own velvet jackets without a good dry cleaner.)
Hes apparently a man about town who knows everyone.
I know what that means on the UES.
Rocco is basically the new Tom (whos the new Harry).
Thats a real you-know-what shrinker.
Not helping the scene, John obvs makes a dry-cleaning joke.
Whats the opposite of an aphrodisiac?
Next its time for the gals to depart for Mohegan Sun.
Ramona has rented a real ginormous bus.
And she has snacks!
Theres dips and copious amounts of Ramona Pinot and Skinnygirl drinks.
No one on this show seems to understand that their voices carry.
The good news is Bethenny and Sonja make up and the Low-Cal Booze Battle of 2016 is finally squashed.
