Not to be crass, but s really hit the fan.
So lets talk aboutThe Real Housewives of Dallas: Magic Mike Edition…
MARY SOLLOSI: It finally happened.
But she seems on the fence about the locale at first.
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), Are they regulars?
I know owners of restaurants, not of strip clubs.
MARY: Yeah, I think she got over it.
They definitely upgraded from Jesus Juice to some kind of mixed thing that theydefinitelydo not serve at Mass.
They got drunk very quickly.
She never talks about it.
MARY: You know what?
Im not sure I knew that.
She should mention it in her tagline.
That pun was ABSOLUTELY intended.
MARY: Youre not supposed to be giving the strippers lap dances!
Thats not how strip clubs work.
EYES ON STYLE
MARY: Later in the episode, Cary has a very different kind of night.
Turns out, Mark has carefully curated Carys closet over the years, which is pretty adorable.
Thank god for him, Cary says.
Without him I would dress like a hobo.
MOLLY: That closet is like his magnum opus.
He has an established plastic surgery practice, but this is his pride and joy.
MOLLY: Cary, thats a request if youre reading this recap.
The answer is actually no.
ALL of her faces throughout the episode for that matter areBachelor-contestant-level great.
MARY: I have to give a shoutout to LeeAnne saying, I hate drama.
Thats why theres a door on the front of my house.
You got drama, you stay out.
She apparently gets in really big trouble with her husband, Bryan, after her drunken strip club escapade.
The tension between them is compounded by his being gone a lot for work.
MOLLY: Then there was the whole issue with Brandis grandpa.
And now, the grandpa wants to connect.
MARY: Oh, no, forget that.
MOLLY: I cant with LeeAnne.
They move on to talk about how you have to keep the right company.
At one point, Cary says, Why are you acting like this Dallas socialite?
You have to be born into that.
And LeeAnne doesnt agree.
And then LeeAnne basically tells them they need to respect her because shes 10 years older than them.
MARY: Thats a cardinal sin of being a Housewife.
Never admit youre older than everybody else.
Official countdown begins now.
