But with its second episode, the drama has delightfully picked up.
She shows up wearing a homemade hat that has plastic pieces of poop attached to it.
So yes, the potty humor continues, but LeeAnne is having NONE of it.
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Read on as we break down the second episode ofRHOD.
Carys Magic Junk
MARY SOLLOSI: Lets start at the top!
So Cary said her husband lost 80 pounds because
C. MOLLY SMITH: Because of her magic junk.
This is a family-friendly website, so well just sum it up as they have great cardio workouts together.
What a gem that Cary.
MARY: But IloveCary and Marks trilingual daughter.
MOLLY: She is so fabulous.
She might be the most fabulous part ofRHOD, with her sunglasses and very indifferent attitude.
MARY: Im getting shades of Johan and Francois, fromRHONY.
Just rolling into the room, speaking eight languages, wearing sunglasses.
Being like, No, none of the above, bye, and leaving.
Shes already in the running with Milania for No.
MARY: Brandi calls her Mad Hatters chapeau the poop in the park hat…
So I guess the potty humor is still happening.
MARY: Its all they have!
And it says a lot that she let Brandi read the whole thing.
She wasnt throwing Brandi under the bus.
MOLLY: Alright, the actual email was nice.
MOLLY: I feel like itd be nice if Brandi and Stephanie could meet somewhere in the middle.
MOLLY: Tiffany alluded to all this craziness that went down at the Playboy Mansion but didnt elaborate.
Im like, like (no seriously, like) continue!
MOLLY: There was also all the talk about marriage.
MARY: It was getting uncomfortable the way it was going this time.
LeeAnnes boyfriend actually called her desperate.
NEXT: The monster of the sea has come.
She washed up on the Paris shore.
LeeAnne is so proud of her crazy hat from last year.
It was less like a hat and more like a cape.
MARY: She said I won most botanical like it was the jewel of her resume.
MOLLY: Is that really a compliment?
It sounds like a consolation prize.
You didnt win the big award, but hey, how about most botanical?
I loved all the pearls, but the blush oh my god.
She kept saying, I want to be classy.
I want to look like Coco Chanel.
MOLLY: Mic drop.
Should we end this recap now?
MARY: No, too many hats to discuss.
I loved the French stuff.
I loved the guy with the Vuitton hat, just LV everywhere.
Uh, I dont think that means what you think it means.
MOLLY: Yeah, youre actually drawing themostattention to yourself, Brandi.
Still baffled by that.
Who thinks PUTTING FAKE POOP ON A HAT IS A GOOD IDEA?
MARY: Oh my God, I loved LeeAnnes dramatic interpretation of the hat: Bitch-slap-Im-here!
She washed up on the Paris shore.
Then theres a dramatic pause and she goes, I probably shouldnt have said that.
Like they must have some kind of deep-seated insecurity about poop hats that they need to confront.
I think a producer might have had something to do with that.
Contrived drama onHousewives?!
MOLLY: I actually thought LeeAnne handled the situation pretty well, initially at least.
Per the preview, shes still harping on this next week.
MARY: Thats the thing: I think LeeAnne just hasnothing elsegoing on.
To quoteRHONY: Get a hobby.
MOLLY: Okay, THERES your drop mic moment.
