EWs C. Molly Smith and Mary Sollosi break down the premiere and weigh in on the new cast below.
MOLLY: I didnt think there was enough drama, personally.
MARY: I feel that.
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Im so frustrated that it wasnt more exciting.
MARY: Oh my god, great metaphor.
TIFFANY
I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight.
MOLLY: I really like Tiffany and her husband.
MARY: She said at the beginning that Leeanne is like the mayor of Dallas.
NEXT: Now lets talk about Leanne…
LEEANNE
I grew up a carnie kid.
Play games with me, and youre going to pay.
I totally am eating up her drama.
Its a new brand of Southernerdom in Dallas.
MOLLY: Thats a word now.
MARY: It is.
I just made it one.
Everything is about the charity scene, I get the impression.
But thats really the focus here.
I hope it doesnt make them too nice.
Stop checking yourself with the charity stuff.
Just start the conflict, ladies.
Just going to put that out there.
That should be her tagline.
MARY: Instant classic.
BRANDI
I was a Cowboys cheerleader, but in Dallas, Im never on the sidelines.
MOLLY: I found her kind of annoying.
I think Leeanne is definitely a bully, but I felt like Brandi was stirring things up unnecessarily.
Why would you tell somebody that they need help when theyre just kind of loud?
Brandi, just accept it.
Just be like, okay, thank you, bye.
Why did she insist on starting that fight when Leeanne gave her a way out?
Its not funny, youre just making poop jokes.
I hated this thing about Stephanie talking about how she farts all the time?
Why do they do that?
Why is that a joke?
Seriously, they both said,independent of each other, that Stephanie can fart on command.
They both said that in their confessionals!
MOLLY: I also could not stand the whole deal with Jesus Juice.
I dont want that to be a thing, but I feel like theyre going to keep pushing it.
MARY: Ugh, stop trying to make Jesus Juice happen.
Its not going to happen.
MOLLY: We should get shirts.
CARY
Im not a trophy wife.
Im a lifetime achievement award.
MOLLY: I really like Cary.
MARY: Cary was my favorite!
Hands down, my favorite one.
First of all, obviously, her tagline was the best.
MOLLY: She was sassy, but not too much.
She hit all the rightReal Housewivesnotes without being too extreme in either direction.
I was like, oh yeah, youre a Real Housewife.
MOLLY: Cary for prez.
MARY: Actually though.
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