We’re still talking about Munchausen but at least Lisa Vanderpump got a new dog!
This season ofRHOBHis a bust.
Lets just all admit it.
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The only silver linings are the arrivals of Erika and Kathryn.
Otherwise, I sorta wish we could just give up now and start fresh.
To put it inRHOBHterms: This season is like one of Eileens janky bags.
Vanderpump is not excited about this because she apparently does not exercise.
She gets quite enough cardio from adopting miniature ponies, thank you very much.
She does not like the class, but the instructor sure as hell does.
As Erika explains brilliantly, the SoulCycle teacher is Liiiiiiiivvvvvviiiiing!
After the spin class, the gals head for a light lunch of…Mexican food.
Nothing like burritos after youve just spun for 45 minutes.
Once again, the whole Yolanda/Lisa Rinna tension is brought up.
Then, she tells Kyle she has a lot of things in her vault that she doesnt bring up.
Kyle takes that as a threat and starts getting real pissy, too.
Finally, Vanderpump just gives up and walks out.
Much like the SoulCycle class.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that Kathryn showed us her muscles.
It was an odd moment.
While the Mexican lunch from hell was happening, Lisa Rinna was off doing Jenny McCarthys Sirius radio show.
It took about two minutes for the conversation to veer into dildo territory.
Rinna very quickly admitted that she had once strapped one on.
I think a dildo is just a good thing, she said.
I believe Mark Twain once wrote that years ago.
Erika and Kathryn decide to have lunch the next day and do a little boxing with some super-hot trainers.
I feel like Erika just arrives everywhere with hot dudes.
She tells Kathryn that she never has been friends with a lot of women.
But she was quite close with her grandmother who passed away.
But Kathryn does say she likes Lisa Vanderpump, which causes Erika to almost spit out her croissant.
She tells Kathryn that she thinks Lisa is sly about her manipulations.
So then its time for a dinner party at Lisa Vanderpumps house.
something better to do.
Lisa shows the ladies her own little wine bar, which is in her backyard.
And we get to meet her new puppy, Schnooky, who is awfully fluffy and cute.
I do wonder what the political situation is there with all those animals.
Like do the swans rule the roost?
Are the tiny ponies in control?
Does Schnooky get hazed?
I would actually rather watch a reality series about these animals and Villa Rosa than another convo about Munchausen.
So Kyle is all fired up because Yolanda sent her an email and then CCd all the other girls.
She basically lectures Kyle on talking about her and bringing up all of this stuff and doubting her sickness.
Kyle seems to be most upset that the other women were on it.
All I could think about was what everyones email addresses are?
Like, Eileen strikes me as a real AOL kinda gal.
I bet her address is restlesseileen@aol.com or something like that.
Kyle strikes me as someone that would have a family email address like kyle@richards.net.
The rest are probably on Gmail.
And Kathryn doesnt even seem like shes had any wine yet!
To ignore her and worry about the tiny ponies who appeared to hit the Vanderpump wine cottage.
