Heres what ya do, kids, shed say with a smokers rasp youd never noticed before.

If ya know whats good for ya, youve already pulled that move a few times, anyway.

Next step employ the F-word at every turn!

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Just own it, Lisa!

I, myself, will be using only Housewives-branded alcoholic beverages.

So good on her for making that change.

Its still heartbreaking to watch the clip where Kim says, I love with all my heart… AND HOW DID THE AFFAIR START?

Ah, yes, the question that launched a thousand manipulation accusations.

The solution to that, of course, is simple: Dont tell s to Lisa.

But simplicity has no place in theReal Housewivesfranchise, so manipulation station it is.