And in the aesthetics department, we at least got a field day in the first installment of theRHOBHreunion.

The studio was lit like one of those selfie phone covers multiplied by a thousand.

After all, you cant complete your Housewives Reunion bingo card until someone pulls out some phone records!

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No, youre never too old to be a sexual being.

Better luck next year, Mary.

Well, shes certainly taking the high road on this one.

NEXT: Did somebody say the M-word?

Kyle is mad that were still talking about the O.J.

FAYE LITERALLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS!!!

After groveling to Yolanda for a while, Rinna says shes going to be really, really honest.

Lisa Vanderpump responded, There goes our fing story line.

Sure, that sounds like a plausible conversation with zero jumps in logic.

and keeps saying Vanderpump says she never calls her as if this in itself proves something.