And in the aesthetics department, we at least got a field day in the first installment of theRHOBHreunion.
The studio was lit like one of those selfie phone covers multiplied by a thousand.
After all, you cant complete your Housewives Reunion bingo card until someone pulls out some phone records!

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No, youre never too old to be a sexual being.
Better luck next year, Mary.
Well, shes certainly taking the high road on this one.
NEXT: Did somebody say the M-word?
Kyle is mad that were still talking about the O.J.
FAYE LITERALLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS!!!
After groveling to Yolanda for a while, Rinna says shes going to be really, really honest.
Lisa Vanderpump responded, There goes our fing story line.
Sure, that sounds like a plausible conversation with zero jumps in logic.
and keeps saying Vanderpump says she never calls her as if this in itself proves something.