),sansbra, rolling around on a bare mattress while singing about painkillrz.
Listen, aversion to vowels aside, I like Erika Jayne/Erika Girardi/Bambi-Barbie.
And considering that Eileen is the only one who seems to get it, thats probably a good thing.

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Makes sense: the Housewives are in the Hamptons, after all.
Naturally, Lisa starts quizzing her with questions about the affair and talkingreallyclose to Eileens face.
Rinna and Kyle think shes being insensitive; Lisa, soaring on rose and power, probably doesnt care.
Wouldnt that be great?
It makes me uncomfortable, she says.
Alternately, Eileen thinks its outrageously amazing.
And can someone in silk board shorts really cast judgment on how someone else is branding themselves?
Im guessing thats because she wants to be in control.
Oh, damn girl, part deux do you have a psychologist alter-ego, too?!
To be fair, I dont know what she was really expecting.
Could the introduction of new Housewife Kathryn Edwards infuse this season with a little spice next week?
Or should Bethenny just be drafted as a permanent Beverly Hills player?