So we picked up pretty much where we left off last week.
Yolanda is in New York to accept an award at the Global Lyme Alliance Gala.
I would argue shes been in some real jazzy workout clothes, but okay.
Credit: Bravo
The event itself is reallyclassay.
Like puts Camilles home benefit to shame.
JK he was Gigis boyfriend at the time.
Im sure hes thrilled he signed that waiver to be filmed now that theyre no longer together.
I just wish we knew where Jaime Gleicher was!
The gala is very elegant and Gigi presents the award to her mom.
Kyle has a revelation that basically amounts to Oh wow!
These people actually have Lyme disease.
She basically spends the rest of the dinner hiding tears behind her napkin.
Next thing you know, were headed to Dubai!
But, of course, first we need to see various scenes of the women packing.
Packing sequences onHousewivesare almost as important as the trips themselves.
I dont want to look like a hag, she says.
Also, she has a look book made for the entire trip.
And the best part she doesnt tell the other women shes bringing her gay glam squad.
GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN.
Amidst all this important vacay talk, Yolanda and David do a different kind of packing.
They have finally sold their Malibu mansion for nearly $20 million.
Yolanda, though, is most upset about saying goodbye to their refrigerator.
The cooling unit the size of a New York bathroom will not be traveling with them.
To mark the occasion, the pair kiss inside the gargantuan fridge.
Eventually Brandi shows up with what I think is just a giant bottle of Pellegrino.
No wine for her!
They do a little gossiping.
Brandi went on a date with someone with really short arms.
Then, Yolanda of course brings up all the issues with Lisa Rinna.
Brandi immediately goes after Rinnas hair.
Also, shes now taken to calling Yolanda Yo.
All the while, Vanderpump keeps congratulating Kyle on planning such a trip.
Um, Im pretty sure Bravo production deserves the thanks.
The first thing everyone does is change into muumuus.
Im surprised Vanderpump didnt try and buy it.
She loves strangely sized purchases.
Kathryn comes in a cocktail dress that immediately makes her stick out.
Luckily Kyle has a muumuu for her, which I can only guess came from Kyle by Alene Too.
I guess Alene missed the invite for this girls trip.
They all sit down for dinner and it takes about 0.3 seconds before Rinnas issues with Yolanda come up.
Rinna now admits that she def believes Yolanda is sick but thinks she uses it to sorta manipulate things.
At this point, who really cares?
Like cant someone flip a table?
Or have a naked man sleep in one of the adjoining beds?
Why cant we have fun?
she asks all the ladies.
Truer words have never been spoken.
