A new Housewife joins the group, and she has beef with Faye!
Guys, Kyle by Alene Too is the new Goop.
Or something like that.
Credit: Bravo
I mean, its at least big enough of a brand to merit a Hamptons pop-up shop.
Thats something…right?
Shes like the new Pickles.
But then she alerts Kyle that she has invited no one.
Thanks for your help, bro.
Kyle informs her that its going to be a select group of VIPs due to space restrictions.
Once the non-VIP party is over, the ladies head back to the home that Kyle rented for dinner.
Appallingly, Kyle does not set a place setting for Giggy, which is a big no-no.
Then she pulls over a wooden chair that Ken informs her Giggy will likely not sit in.
Just an utter disaster.
Also, Alene Too was clearly not invited to this meal.
Maybe shes back at the pop-up shop doing inventory on margarita glasses and blousy satin tops.
The dinner happens, and Eileen takes us on a real roller coaster of emotions.
Then they segue into Kim again and talk about the whole Brandi debacle.
But that did not happen sadly.
You know what no one wants to hear, Eileen?
That they look like a character from a Tolkien novel.
Everyone sits there stunned Giggys reaction is unclear, though.
She manages to get to Ohio, though, and pick up Yolanda whos dressed in angelic all white.
This lady has endless amounts of sportswear.
And love for lemons.
Thats quite a resume.
Im guessing a lot of items from Kitson grace all those abodes.
Faye does encourage Kyle not to wrap up the door on Kim.
Its real creme de la creme that attracts people like Lance Bass and…Lance Bass husband.
But it actually does draw our newest Housewife, Kathryn Edwards.
Kathryn used to be a model married to Marcus Allen, OJ Simpsons former best friend.
There apparently was a rumor, written about by Faye Resnick(!
), that Allen and Nicole Brown Simpson had an affair.
Eileen then all of a sudden offers up the fact that she once dated Marcus Allen.
This lady is just dropping bombs left and right!
After the luncheon, the women all go for drinks, and for some reason, Kathryn comes.
Finally, theres some action!
