Cynthia and Porsha give ‘Ghost Ship’ a run for its money in the nautical horror department.
Then there was Kandi calmly bumbling around like this happens every day.
(I mean, her mother does regularly throw her clogs at her best friends, but still.)

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And there you have it: Two grown women fighting on a boat.
Porsha says in her interview that she doesnt ever want to see any of these bitches again.
But spoiler alert, you guys:She sees them again.
Yall the omnipotent scripted drama gods have even gotten to Aunt Lori!
The world is lost.
Another forced get-together in her name!
But we need to talk about where youre at now.
Well, there you have it.
So they once again agree to make more of an effort and not get on each others nerves.
Best of luck, you two.
Her breasts are oiled to a Valvoline gleam.
One by one, everyone shows up but the humans these women are gathering in the name of.
And I guess thats because shes saving up her apologies for Porsha.
Cynthia and Porsha excuse themselves from the group, where Cynthia first checks to confirm Porsha is physically okay.
Kandi, your point ison fire.
The woman is truly a master of non-apologies.