Now, this is a terrible decision.
So, yeah, terrible decision for the narrative of this show.
Gross, gross, gross, Imsosorry I said that) just dont let it end up on Instagram.
Credit: Bravo
It was like a damn episode ofCougar Town(RIP) up in there.
What fresh Holiday Inn Express hell is this?
Or rather, Kenya has bought something in the shape of a house.
Cynthia may be the producers pet, but Kenya has always been their favorite mistress.
NEXT: Sunglasses by Cynthia, Outbursts by Kenya…
Have I mentioned Cynthia Bailey Eyewear?
The logo looks like a butt, but everyone seems pretty into the frames.
Mal asks Cynthia if shes attracted to Peter, even with his clothes off.
You know what, this premiere is kind of gold.
And Kenyaalmostmakes it through all two hours without ruining the bliss that comes along with bashing Peter.
But he does make it to the rooftop party, the Atlanta skyline reflecting gloriously upon his noggin.
Idoblame her for what comes later.
You might be wondering where Cynthia is during all of this.
Shes wandering around her walk-in closet like Mariah Carey onCribs.
So, what did you think ofRHOAs season 8 premiere?
Are you confused by the addition of Sheree?
Do you miss NeNes presence?
Are you attracted to Peter in the nude?
And, given the chance, whose unfinished McMansion would you rather squat in?
Plus, next week: TOOTIE.
