Just look at all these beautiful blush-toned gowns!

Yes, what an elegant hour this first reunion installment shall be…

Oh, sorry.

Dont come for your boss unless you want to get read by your boss, hunny.

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Even in formalwear, the woman cannot resist a Bermuda short.

KANDI: LESS PREGNANT… LESS BORING?

Andy and Andys freak flag were the real star of this reunion.

PHAEDRA + KANDI =BFFLs ?

Whats happening with Phaedra and Kandis friendship?

What more do you gotta know?

Oh yes, the small matter of Kandi keeping Phaedras felon husbands belongings in her garage.

Kandi says she didnt know that was a secret.

I hope all of your donkey booties are in decent shape because we are never seeing that footage.

IF I GO IN AND LET HAVE, ITS GON BE TRUE!

NEXT: Kenya is a STAR…

KENYA & KIM & KLA$$

I dont even…

I dont even know how to explain what happened here.

I brought you into this group, so you better understand that, which is just…incredible.

A quick interlude for me to say: WHAT?!

And Kenya also has a decent point: Does it matter what went on in their careers before this?

Because here they are, in the exactsameplace.

But heres the thing: Kenya doesnt actually say that at all!

She says that shes a STAR and that Kim is the lowest man on the totem pole.

which has to be the most eloquent think Porsha has ever said.

Sheree continues her role as Statler and Waldorf by whispering, Look at Andy!

Andy got a good ol read over there, like a proud mama bear.

Theres much discussion of Kim saying Im Kim Fields!

Kim starts to talk again, and Kenya I kid you not!

interrupts to say, What is your point now?

Then Kim bites back, I.