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Especially because there are other big deals to made out of ridiculous things.
Havent you heard: Kenya is launching a hair-care line!
And,yes, it is the very same hair-care line that she was launching two years ago.
But this time she has purple bottles and is calling the launch the Moore Hair CareExperience.
The venue, it appears, did not.
When all of the other housewives arrive, the party is in full swing and, also, sweltering.
Which, is shady as hell, sure, but it was also really funny.
Even sweet Kim Fields says thats some bullshit.
Speaking of Kimmy I still dont know what shes doing here, but I dont mind having her around.
Cynthia and Peter arent doing so well, you may have noticed.
When he finally returns, its time to have a serious conversation.
A serious conversation…about back doors.
To which Peter responds: Well…my bad.