Around here, thats as rare as a heel under four inches or a bikini without 17 extra straps.
Tonight, the women head to Jamaica, where Cynthia intends to shoot the commercial for her eyewear line.
Ill do my very best to limit my use of insane to 30 times in this recap.

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And as her potential co-director was currently scraping mold off of drywall, she got the gig solo.
Oh, this is one for the record books.
No, no, lady.
She did put her experience on the table, Kenya.
Its rude, and as a recapper, Im insulted.
She literally says, I want to see how that relationship plays out with respect to me.
As everyone clamors to offer her a choice of spoons and lanterns, she decides its time to go.
I love off-script Cynthia.
And for all the mercial silliness, I actually really enjoyed most everyone else in this episode.
But I draw the line at Kenya.
The woman must be stopped.