Ill tell you how he became a trusted member of Richard Ropers inner circle.
Okay, so that wasnt as cool as it sounded in my head, but you get the idea.
And boy, does Pine have a long way to go!

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But before all of that, the episode begins in quite the unexpected place.
But who hasnt been there before?
Its just your typical afternoon of putting on lingerie and chatting with dear old mom.
This is obviously much easier to do with someone like Elizabeth Debicki in the role.
The actress, who was inThe Great Gatsbyand will be in the upcomingGuardians of the Galaxy Vol.
Who else has a lair?
And if you need further proof, that pronunciation of paella should do it.
You drink my wine.
You steal my woman, he tells his son, Daniel.
Im proud of you.
Aww, did you hear that?
Hes proud of his son…and likely raising a monster!
From there, things devolve.
But wouldnt you know it!
Jonathan Pine is in the closet ready to attack.
How the hell did Pine get all the way from this wintry retreat to a restaurant in Mallorca?
Its actually a funny story!
Getting started on his legend, Pine heads to the country.
There, he rents a house and assumes an alias Jack Lindon, drug dealer and tough guy extraordinaire.
His voice is just a tad deeper.
He is more concise when he speaks.
Its kind of astonishing.
The Jonathan Pine of the Nefertiti Hotel in Cairo is a polished and well-spoken man.
How was he ever going to convincingly infiltrate the sphere around the worlds most dangerous man?
What Im trying to say is this: Hiddleston good.
It remains to be seen, however, just how good Pine is.
Doesnt this all seem at least a little suspicious, Roper?
You sleep now, he tells the unconscious Pine after tucking him in.
Tomorrow, well find out who you really are.
Okay, thats really sinister and everything, but maybe give this guy a really, really close look.