And, oh, is it messy.
Its sad, but it makes sense.
Mindy was never going to change Dannys mind and he was never going to change hers.
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So, here they are, co-parenting in separate apartments as best they can.
The best they can is pretty good, actually.
No breakups are perfect, after all.
Wheres Alien when you need him!?
), is just about the biggest accomplishment in the whole world.
A step up from previous teen trends like rubbing Burts Bees chapstick on your eyelids to get high?
Morgan catches them, and tells Mindy whats going on.
Hes been sleeping with other people, a discovery that shocks Mindy.
The thought of being with someone else makes her sick, she says.
This is heartbreaking, but its also the push she needs to properly distance herself from Danny.
A week later, the girls have completed their unconventional spring break and are glowing with happiness.
Sidenote: This part would make agreatreality show.
Also a week later, Mindy heads to Dannys to officially break it off with him.
No sex, no sexy texts, nothing.
Tamra to Mindy
I saw dozens of those gray ribbons on the subway.
I thought it was to prevent old people from driving.
Mindy
I made eggplant parm.
Thats why I used the eggplant emojo.
