Mindy flees to Texas

This is the worst vacation ever!

And Mindy is very… inappropriate.

Get your terms straight, Mindy.

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His lie isnt malicious, though: He just really, really likes hanging out with Henry.

Thats a good thing, because Lauren later reveals that shes pregnant with another kid.

Hes come clean; shes come clean.

Except Mindys still upset about the whole Danny thing.

She tries to… and then continues to alienate him.

For example, when he says he went to Yale, she thinks he says he went to jail.

Mindy evidently needs some more Latinos in her life.

Hopefully poor Henry has some baby-sized earplugs?

As shes walking along the road, Diego spots her and picks her up.

The two end up having an open, honest conversation about moving on after a breakup.

And this time, she sincerely apologizes for, as Lauren says, sexually menacing him.

Sex wont make this better, he tells her.

He would know: He and his wife divorced two years ago.

Then Mindy heads back to the house to mediate Peter and Laurens fight.

Diegos back though and ready to have sex with Mindy.

Best lines:

This was the longest week ever.

We brought more babies into this world than a mid-level rapper.

I know, total cliche, right?